tedding out

the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there

Hey Adam, Jarod and I are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants

by mfdunn01 April 15, 2015

teading

another word for teasing, but in a slightly more joking manner. Mostly used when talking to a flattering girl one is joking around with.

John teaded Jessica as he slowly leaned in for a kiss, but rather than completing the kiss just froze teading Jessica romantically.

by Madda_Love_Me_Long_Time December 9, 2019

teeing off

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

Nick: hey pal!
Jay: hey there good friend.
Nick: whats up?
Jay:oh nothing much, just finished teeing off.
Nick:atta boy;)

by jaysonderulo December 7, 2010

tending

Keeping the hair of the pubic region in check. Also known as tending (to) the crops/garden.

Tonight? As long as you've been tending, baby.

by SplodgeOMatic January 26, 2008

Teaing

Teaing is like Tea bagging.
rather than the testicles being singularly placed in the mouth of a sleeping or passed out friend, it is an all out urination whilst the cock and balls are withing their mouth.

Roger passed out so tead him. Teaing is fun!

by Pagbo Z August 3, 2007

tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Crimson Tiding

The act of rubbing one's exposed testicles all over someone who is unconscious or dead, preferably in a eating establishment or other public place.

A True Crimson Tiding requires the support and cheers of the witnessing public.

Alabama Alumnus was is caught on video 'Crimson Tiding' an individual who was passed or potentially dead in a Bourbon Street restaurant.

by Gary TNTC February 4, 2012