brown tail

The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.

Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."

by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007

curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off

Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!

by A^C July 27, 2006

tailspin

(n) Occurs when one:

a. exaggerates a situation to an extreme level and reacts to it in dramatic fashion

b. flies off the handle for the slightest of inconveniences caused by another person or a situation that is out of the control of any one individual

c. exhibits emotion in response to a stimulus that is wildly disproportionate with the level of reaction warranted by said stimulus

d. expresses particularly strong anger, frustration, and/or panic in the face of everyday life events and takes these emotions out on targeted individuals and/or random bystanders, which negatively impacts the lives of these people who subsequently come to believe that the person is fucking insane

Holy shit... My boss went into another tailspin today This time it was because I changed a few words in her document before sending it back to her. BUT SHE ASKED ME TO CONTENT EDIT THE DAMN DOCUMENT IN THE FIRST PLACE! She sent me a 1,000 word email to me saying how much I "messed up" by changing a few words, and then she called me down to her office to berate me face-to-face! Woman is insane.

Today my boyfriend locked his keys in his car. He tried to call me to bring him a spare set, but I had my phone on vibrate and didn't see that he called until about an hour later. Holy shit... that mofo went into a complete tailspin when he got home, and bitched me out for literally HOURS about how he can't count on me for anything... blah blah blah. AND THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME ANYTHING LIKE THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED! What a fuckin' nut job!

by Bozo McScrotus July 29, 2016

tail strike

When you take a poo that is so long that it hits your butt because it ran out of room in the toilet

I had another tail strike incident today after I took a 20 incher at work

by eddietaps78 June 4, 2015

Rusty Tailpipe

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

by pwinstont November 11, 2009

Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.

"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"

by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012

Scottish Tails

The Better Version of Tails and this is what happened after he died in Sonic Forces. This is a version of Tails with Bagpipes which can earrape people and his strong Scottish Accent.

"hey do you like hentai"
"yeah"
"well you should look at scottish tails"

by MadyyyYT January 6, 2019