Syrup tapper

Someone who sticks a pine cone in their ass and masturbates.

Yo, that dude Josh? He's a real syrup tapper. That fool smells like the Pine Sol lady combined with Greek wine.

by Sr. Danger November 25, 2016

Sap Tapper

A person who makes females wet

Ethan is such a sap tapper all the lady's act weird around him

by Pokemonfanya October 31, 2019

Racquet tapper

having or being involved in homosexual acts or advances

Taylah: Archie you are a racquet tapper

Archie: yeah I love tapping racquets

by Fieldmouse69 March 13, 2022

jake tapper

milf

CNN host Jake Tapper is a milf

by milfstan January 23, 2021

Tapper AF

When you are beyond savage to a person of inferior intellect, usually in front of a crowd or television audience.

Synonyms: Savage, Ferocious, Vicious, Brutal
Antonyms: Tame, Civilized, Humane

Did you see Stephen Miller on CNN? Jake was Tapper AF! Miller must be so embarrassed!

Sally lied to my manager to get me in trouble. I'm going Tapper AF on Sally!

by Trancelot January 7, 2018

Pancake Tapper

(n) A person who can balance the delicate art of lovingly having intercourse with a pancake and then being hungry enough to eat it after climax.

We nicknamed Jimmy "Pancake Tapper" after we caught him having sex with this fluffy breakfast. He used syrup as lube.

by MattBr October 24, 2007

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 23, 2011