Low Taper Touch

The act of touching somebody with the tip of a writing utensil after licking it.

I'm going to low taper touch you!

by cry0n1s1s May 25, 2025

Low taper fade

The low taper fade is a MASSIVE meme it can be used for everything.

Person 1: I found this MASSIVE! egg person 2:You know what else is massive THE LOW TAPER FADERE

by Dinozack December 18, 2024

Taper

A very great person who struggles with hot people syndrome and ADHD

"whos that hottie over there"
"oh thats Taper"

by morkleef March 31, 2021

low taper fade

ninja's haircut. ninja got a low taper fade

"oh my god do you know ninja's haircut?"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"
"ninja got a low taper fade!"

by polenball May 29, 2024

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

Canadian Taper

When you gradually train in colder water to prepare for a polar plunge. This is in contrast to a standard swimming taper where workouts get easier.

Are you ready for the polar plunge eh?
Ya I’m starting my Canadian taper tomorrow!

by calvinswim March 20, 2023