fish tanking

(verb) the act of removing the lid on the top of someone's top bowl of their toilet and deficating in it. Followed by placing the top bowl lid back on. Fish tanking is used so that someone can scrub their toilet but they won't be able to get rid of the smell because the defication is in the top part of the toilet.

John fishtanked Scott's apartment and Scott could never get rid of the smell, because the terd was in the top part of the toilet.

by Popisdead February 7, 2005

fish tanking

When two people are making out intensely enough and for such a duration that they make a considerable amount of noise.

This often irritates the unlucky individuals around them, who must either tolerate the noise or awkwardly tell them to "shut the fuck up".

Girl: "Hey, I totally know about how you you two were hooking up in the closet last weekend."

Guy: "How'd you find out?"

Girl: "Because you two were totally fish tanking!"

by MasterFishTanker February 20, 2011

Tom Tanking

Tom Tanking, another word for wanking/masturbation.

John: Jack stop tom tanking!
Jack: No leave me alone!

by J1000 April 25, 2011

Nemo Tanking

Replacing the tip of the penis with the head of a clown fish and ejaculating through the mouth

Where's Joe?
He's in his room, his clown fish died so he's just doing some Nemo tanking.

by BigD ken July 18, 2014

top tanking

The act of taking a serious shitsickle in the top tank of a toilet.

dude that chicks party was so lame top tanking her toilet was the only way to add a little atmosphere...she'll never forget that night once she discovers where that stench is coming from...don't go back for a few days !!!

by last star fighter August 31, 2007

dry tanking

taking a crap in the toilet tank of a person you hate, preferably at a large party. the owner of said tank, upon sniffing the crap, will flush to no end until they realize they are flushing the unflushable.

my cheating ex had a party and so i snuck in and dry tanked her. i heard through the grape vine that she flushed for three days straight to no avail. dry tanking is the best!

by josie a. October 4, 2006

fish tanking

its like teabaggingbut before the testicals go in the partners mouth, they take a drink so their mouth is full of liquid.

"yeah it was so great when i fish tanked lorn, it was rather exellent" i love "fish tanking"

by crazyfritzle May 5, 2009