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Tankles

N. - Ankles on a human that approximate the size of ankles on a hippopotamus or elephant. Ankles large enough to hold up a Sherman Tank. A combination of Tank and Ankles.
"Hillary shore has 'er some sexy tankles" drawled Bill.
by Obama Yo Mama January 5, 2007
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Yankee Tankie

A retard who pretends to be a communist but is actually a fascist. Sometimes referred to as "red fascist".
Person 1: Why does that guy claim to be a MAGA communist?

Person 2: Because he got caught in a cult & now calls himself "Yankee Tankie"
by thelure7363 June 26, 2023
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It's so boring, I was Tankiso was here
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Tankie

Your average person in the former USSR who grew up with a Soviet, communist mentality. Typically an old, middle aged boomer who likes watching cringy Russian bandit movies in their spare time who just wants to go back to how it was in their childhood.

Tankies are usually very for strict gender roles and patriarchy, homophobic, and ableist (unless it's a: narcissist, alcoholic, psychopath, or some other harmful disability).

They also hate technology and think GPS navigation makes people retarded, and really hate swearing and children enjoying anything edgier than Dora the Explorer (I.e SpongeBob)

Despite being raised atheist, they're usually into Islam or Christianity on a surface level, depending on what former Soviet country do they come from. They also typically encourage narcissist-like behavior and assholery in people.

Authentic tankies that aren't LARPers on weird political circlejerk communities aren't commonly found outside former USSR countries.
Matvey: My tankie dad forces us to use outdated maps whenever we go on road trips because he thinks GPS is bourgeois and would make us retarded!
Olga, his friend: Oh, and my tankie mom doesn't let me watch SpongeBob because she thinks it's too bourgeois and would make my brain shrink!
by xx_SteamedHams_xx September 12, 2023
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Tankie

A person who thinks war is cool and descends into the devious act of communism in order to act upon that interest
Me: hey that guy, he's a tankie
My friend: wanna jump him?
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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