tamponed

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

by Densa January 18, 2007

tampon

the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole

on the birthday card i gave to my brother:

"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

tampon

a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.

Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?

by livelifeontop September 29, 2015

Tamponing

Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.

Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.

by Alo Gata Boots June 10, 2013

Tampons

A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.

It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.

by Yomommasbae March 1, 2019

The Tampon

A mediocre personality, sets a poor example as a friend, widely regarded as a horrible person, an inadequate lover and definitely on the outer as a loved family member.

Rarely will you find someone who likes the cut of this mans jib.

Last seen taking stock of himself.

Prior to that, last seen taking a good hard look at himself. It's likely that he was the person who last saw himself, whilst taking a look at himself. Because that makes sense.

NB: Occasionally a good bloke but barely deserves a mention. In the interest of being balanced, he has excellent taste in choosing groomsmen for his wedding.

"Gee, I hope The Tampon comes out of retirement next season"

"Ha! Did you hear The Tampon injured himself again?"

"The tampon is not a good friend but I now feel obligated to keep him around"

by Betterthanyou2012 December 12, 2012