Tadpole Weener

A small teenage male who is the height of a 5-9 year old. Is also quite skinny and is easy to push over. They may be about 15 but they have very small penises. (Could be ginger)

-Hey Duckwoman did you see that tadpole weener how big do you think his penis was?

-Hrm about 2 inches? LOLLOL r0x0r

by Amziemoo May 18, 2006

swang tadpole

A saying that is stated when a good looking hoe passes by. Also, can be said about hot moms.

When I was at the mall walking around like it was not big deal this hot bitch walked by and I roared swang tadpole.

by fcuking stud December 23, 2009

tadpole tavern

Sluts/Prostitute's vagina,

After an unsuccessful night trying to pull chicks,Steve went to the local brothel to blow a load in a Tadpole tavern

by flange commander October 13, 2015

Tadpole Bag

The scrotum aka nutsack. Contains two tadpole-generating testicles.

Related to: tadpole cannon

My tadpole bag was prepping to fill her toad hole later that night.

by makeitrayne March 14, 2011

Tadpole Corral

A handmade orifice or other such object intended to serve as containment for one's sperm after masturbation. This aids both in cleanup and control of unwanted pregnancies.

Get your tadpole corral of my sandwich asshole.

by Petrabid July 29, 2016

Tadpole Shower

If you have been ejaculated on, you have been caught in a tadpole shower.

My boyfriend was doing me from behind, but then he pulled out and gave me a tadpole shower. It was awesome.

by partywee February 28, 2011

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007