A handsome blonde haired boy. Normally, kind funny, sweet, well spoken and hilarious. They often are loud but never the less have a big heart. Hobbies sometimes include, singing, dancing, playing piano, and running a succesful YouTube channel. If you ever meet a Tyson, be close to it, because it will enrich your life.
by TysonKirk10 February 11, 2019
Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.
by Tysoner November 17, 2009
A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.
Look at that Tyson
by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 13, 2015
To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
by smahk April 28, 2021
Tall like a tree, and this guy is FUNNY! Loves to party, have fires, fish, AND he fixes things!!!
Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.
He 's got jokes for days.
Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.
I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.
Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!
Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.
He 's got jokes for days.
Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.
I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.
Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!
"Oh look at that bull"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"
by ur biggest regret July 16, 2023