A tush grab-bag

A party with dim lights, disco balls, trance music and a whole lot of ass-grabbing.

Man, I am DEFINITELY going to that party. It's supposed to be a tush grab-bag.

by TortugaJay April 2, 2011

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

cock in my tush

stick it in

by horace the spider August 4, 2003

tush diving

sport: played by groups of young drunken predatory alpha males.
bets are taken at the begining of the night who can pull the most women anul sex being the ultimate goal.
points awarded as follows: 1 for sex 2 for reaching your anul objective. a kiss or no show shall be punished by tieing the failure up naked to a lamp post.

right boys get your money out it is tush diving time!

by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush

very nice version of the shocker

a while back during the movies my brother big john gave this ugly ass girl 2 in the bush, 1 in the tush and she screamed right in front of an old man

by Ryan Stuffick May 16, 2005

tush tater

poop.

To lay a tush tater.

by littleladypoopoo February 18, 2010

Mush Tush

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.

Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!

by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014