Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.

Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant

by I'm_Not_Violent April 04, 2009

Flag

Get the Back Alley Brain Transplant mug.

Belly Button Lint Transplant

1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.

John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"

by layinlow February 12, 2011

Flag

Get the Belly Button Lint Transplant mug.

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.

plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.

by bctcf666 November 29, 2007

Flag

Get the blumkin cornea transplant con feces mug.

arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.

Ya arse-face transplant recipient.

by pattopancakes October 06, 2008

Flag

Get the arse-face transplant recipient mug.

paw patrol testicle transplant

paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.

paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.

It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!

Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?

Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.

by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025

Flag

Get the paw patrol testicle transplant mug.