A blonde haired Bieber wannabe who is only capable of remembering ridiculous stories and facts, but not actually important things. Like a job that needs to get done at work.
He is the guy you see in Safeway saying very loudly, "I'm a Floozy" When in fact he doesn't know what a Floozy is.
He is the guy you see in Safeway saying very loudly, "I'm a Floozy" When in fact he doesn't know what a Floozy is.
by I am a Mouse, yet mighty February 11, 2011
abbreviation for Twitter Jockey
a new social media maven who engages with the MTV audience and serves as a liaison between viewers and network honchos
a new social media maven who engages with the MTV audience and serves as a liaison between viewers and network honchos
by binford6100 June 14, 2010
The most fricking ugly guy ever. He is dumb and has the worst hair ever. He is funny but he is a bitch. He might make you blind if you look at him!!! That about sums it up right there.
by Suns_Boi_33 March 13, 2018
This guy is the sexiest guy around this guy always gettin' laid. He gets all the hottest ladies and always has the hottest girl in town. This man is luckiest guy alive. Each and every girl this guy fucks the best girls around. If you have a girl friend you better watch out because TJ will take her. You better keep her away because before you know it your girlfriend will be fucking him.
Ex 1:
One guy- hey how is your girlfriend man
Other guy- not good she left me for that TJ
Ex 2:
First man: boi you hear who TJ just laid
The second man: no who
first man : Carly the fucking hottest girl around!!!!!!!!
One guy- hey how is your girlfriend man
Other guy- not good she left me for that TJ
Ex 2:
First man: boi you hear who TJ just laid
The second man: no who
first man : Carly the fucking hottest girl around!!!!!!!!
by Mrmets123 December 16, 2016
HOT I MEAN VERY HOT GREAT AT SEX AND CAN TOUCH YOU IN THE RIGHT PLACES hes nice a good friend but when he makes someone sad he feels amazingly bad but hot at the same time he cares for everyone and is popular and HOT VERY SEXY AND A GUY
by Hamazoug69 April 19, 2011
Bad ass motha fucka! It's has been falsely defined as a one with a small penis but has a original latin meaning of "titanius junkius" named after the half gods half men "the titans" of ancient Greece, and meaning " Titanic Junk.''
The name has been mistrued through time because of hatin bitches that are jealous punk ass slores
The name has been mistrued through time because of hatin bitches that are jealous punk ass slores
Noun: Look at that Giant TJ.
Verb: That girl is about to get turned inside out by that guys giant TJ.
Adj: That guy TJed penis is fucking huge...
Verb: That girl is about to get turned inside out by that guys giant TJ.
Adj: That guy TJed penis is fucking huge...
by Slore Slayer September 11, 2009
A toe job is simply sucking off someones toes.
TJ - BJ - Blow job
Sucking toes should, according to Madonna, be the closest resemblence of a blow job, that a woman can get.
TJ - BJ - Blow job
Sucking toes should, according to Madonna, be the closest resemblence of a blow job, that a woman can get.
by Love Cats March 26, 2010