Cow Tipsy

When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser
Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!
by Owner of submarines February 2, 2022
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Tipsy Eve

Is the night before Christmas Eve (December 23rd). This is the night to have a big party with all your friends and family and get trashed.
Hey are you going to Bob's tipsy eve party tonight? It's going to be a rocker.
by Kufer December 21, 2007
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Tipsy Crunk

To have a good time with a group of people that are extremely intoxicated or high.
That party last Friday was tipsy crunk!
by TipsyCrunkBoi May 1, 2008
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drunk tipsy

That guy is a drunk tipsy; he always drink and now he's about to fall over because he's so drunk.
by Sucky UNCLE January 22, 2016
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Tipsy door

The tipsy door is the point when enough alcohol has been consumed that secrets, or a side of a person's personality, are revealed... this can be anything from sexual promiscuity to that drunk who always cries at parties about his/her latest drama.
"There's some worrying shit behind my tipsy door - don't let me drink too much tonight."
by thinks April 6, 2013
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Tipsy Tickler

A middle-aged black man dressed in a corn suit that sits in the Ohio state university lunchroom bathroom, and says he'll play Roblox with you if he can tickle your tipsy.
"Hey Josh I got tickled by the Tipsy Tickler yesterday while playing Brookhaven in the bathroom"
by Father tickle May 8, 2023
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Tipsy Tinkle

A Tipsy Tinkle is when one is plastered and proceeds to urinate on the closest surface. The Tipsy Tinkle occurs more than we know. It is not uncommon for it to take place at large social gatherings such as concerts, large parties, and bar mitzvahs.

It can happen almost anywhere!
tipsy tinkling can happen:
in a parking garage
in a kfc next to the register
a shopping mall's food court
on a lawn
during rehab
on your father
in a bouncy bounce
in court
while undergoing conquest or territorial expansion

For the sake of discussion, let's say a smashed chick staggers off to some suburban lawn and proceeds to tipsy tinkle, causing a lasting stain. In this situation, the tipsy tinkler could likely be caught; facing embarrassment, prosecution, reality, and a "triple t." The tipsy tinkle victim, such as the owner of the plot of land that was pissed on, could and will likely throw a "triple t" or a "tipsy tinkle tantrum." Since the tipsy tinkler is relatively defenseless because they are wasted, they are confronted and eventually conquered. This can result in serious injury or fatality, blindness, erectile disfunction, and being exiled for the tipsy tinkle purpetrator.

Note worthy pioneers of the tipsy tinkle are Mel Gibson, Phil Collins, Jen Steverson, and Carlos Mencia.
Yo, that beat ho wandered off and straight up tipsy tinkled by the swing set!
by Johnny Mo November 7, 2006
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