Tinder

Dating app. Tinder is the McDonalds for sex.

Nah, she's not my girlfriend, she's just a Tinder.

by Shakk September 19, 2013

TINDALLISM

A SUDDEN AND IMMEDIATE BURST OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERTISE ON ANY SUBJECT AT HAND.

SAVED BY HIS TINDALLISM, THE ANSWER BECAME CLEAR AND HE WON THE FINAL ROUND OF JEOPARDY AND THE $50,000 CASH PRIZE.

by MIKEZ1604 January 26, 2010

Tinderversary

The anniversary of when you first met someone through the Tinder app.

Next week is our Tinderversary.

by Welikehowtheytaste June 30, 2015

tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again

I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween

by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015

tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services

Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?

by jakethedood June 24, 2016

Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.

Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".

by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017

Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.

I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear

by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019