very very very very tan, short-ish, has the most amazing laugh that will keep you laughing, has a great personality, very into sports, gives the most amazing hugs ever, hates girls by the name of kaitlyn, has a really really really really really really really really pretty (or as i would say) a handsome smile. says bra, is gonna write a book called "man law" published after the summer, his hair feels like a porky-pine (everyone loves touches it), has unbelievably SOFT SKIN, is very very very (omg how many times will i say very) sweet, says honey..sweetie..my love, played as the march hare and other stuff, and is just all around the best guy ever.....oh and from reading other stuff apparently he has a very very very very very large penis, oh and is very funny.
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Get the thurp mug.An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.
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Get the tharr mug.Hot piece of ass born in Boston, MA. in 1970. Starred in two of my favorite movies ("Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill Vol.1") and she's one of the best underrated actresses to date (She deserved the best Actress award at the globes!), and I don't give a flying fuck if she's that tall and kind of thin. What do you prefer, an overweight woamn for liking?
(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)
(It is unfortunate that Uma Thurman is a former product of the limp dick, Ethan Hawke)
Me: Hey, let's see "Kill Bill" again, bro!
My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.
My Bro: Fuck yeah, Uma Thurman kicks everyone's ass in that flick.
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