Thousand Island

Term for a sexual act in which a man punches a woman in the stomach to induce her to vomit on his penis, followed by forced oral sex.

Tom received a Thousand Island from his kinky wife.

by eyh6 December 27, 2005

Thousand Footer

A thousand footer is a flaming lesbian that can be pointed out immediately, even if a thousand feet away. She is so noticable, you think it may even be a womanly man.

A Thousand Footer is:
Short/Buzzed Hair
Spiked Jelled Hair
Manly Walk
Manly Presence
Face Piercing (Eyebrow, Tongue)

by Puck Spice December 2, 2007

thousand pound touchdown

When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.

The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.

Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.

by John_Mason January 9, 2012

Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.

I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.

by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016

Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.

ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.

by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019

thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.

<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille

by eganist July 16, 2020

Thousand-fold rule

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of thousand times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).
If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Thousand-Fold Rule” and be allowed thousand free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Now feel the wrath of the thousand-fold rule.

by jgryt February 11, 2022