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bollockitis

That reoccuring ache that tells you it is time to see a doctor who is not too shy. Get it checked out before you drop one.

No, really, get it checked......
Bob though he just had bollockitis. Until he got a tip-off.
by domivegas July 31, 2007
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BOLLOCKS

1) When something is absolutely amazing. Can't be bettered.
2) An expression showing something isn't very good.
3) Testicles
4) A series of lies.
5) When something goes wrong. To show frustration over this.
1) I went to see less than jake live. They were the bollocks.
2) Emo music is just bollocks
3) I told some slag off for being Emo. She kicked me in the bollocks.
4) George bush dun half talk some Bollocks.
5) Bollocks! I accidentley downloaded finch.
by Mikal June 7, 2004
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Bollocks

Slang term referring to the testicles. Mainly used as a curse, and in Britain.
When a man hits his thumb with a hammer; "Oh, Bollocks!"
by Ajax757 March 27, 2007
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Bollocks

1)Meaning bad. 2) Except (and this is key) when used with the definite article, when it means good. 3) Also, a favourite use of mine is to call someone "Bertie Big Bollocks", ie someone who thinks they're better than they are, a conceited or arrogant person. Any male name beginning with B can be used instead, but there's just something inherently funny about Bertie.
1)"That tv show is bollocks" - it's bad.
2)"That tv show is THE bollocks" - it's good.
3)"I dunno, he scores one goal and he thinks he's Bertie Big Bollocks!"
by marty mcfly December 15, 2003
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Bollocks

'The Dogs Bollocks' or just 'The Bollocks' does mean good but it has nothing to do with the dogs ability to lick its own. Rather if you follow an un doctored dog down the road you will see that its bollocks are quite prominant - hence the expression 'stands out like dogs balls' therfore 'The Dogs Bollocks' literally means 'outstanding' ie very good indeed.
That film about why dogs lick their own bollocks was the dogs bollocks, can't wait for it to come out on DVD so I can watch it again.
by Richard James King November 17, 2006
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Bollocks

A word used when calling bs on someone for something they said but without them noticing thus avoiding an argument.
Girl 1: Im soo hott and perfect like oh em gee!

Guy 1. Bollocks!!!
by GutenTagFaust September 9, 2010
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bollocking

1) Castration (Also, de-bollocking)

2) Legnthy series of verbal put-downs.
I hate bollockings.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
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