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The Dorchester Method

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A method of driving where the driver cuts through a gas station or other parking lot to skip a red light on a turn.
Friend 1: “Yo the lights red, hit The Dorchester Method”
Friend 2: “Word, imma cut through this Cumbys”
by Pogfish19 September 8, 2021
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Agreed on the Douchebag

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When two parties argue fiercely, and in the heat of the moment agree on something; Sometimes ending the argument.
"Are Tony and Zach still arguing?"

"Nah, they Agreed on the Douchebag about how much they hate Oscar."
by Comrade_Yezhov December 16, 2009
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karen the douchebag

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That one person in your group of friends who everybody hates. If you dont think that there is a karen the douchebag in your group, its probably you.
Oh my god, karen the douchebag is coming! oh HEY kar! hows it goin' kar?
by stully August 9, 2006
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The Douchebag Effect

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When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.
"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."
by jmaddzzz August 14, 2012
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The Doschek Effect

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The feeling of being in utter disbelief of how perfect some else is. The awe inspiring perfection that is that person. Commonly used to describe one you like.
"You're better then perfect. You make me feel The Doschek Effect every time we speak. It's not fair."
by JK_James_Kraus_3 November 25, 2016
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Who The Douce Are You?

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A sad, little boy who spends his Saturdays coming up with definitions to put on this site because everyone at school likes him but never invites him to do anything
Me, Book-TV, and anything else that is boring
by Who The Douce Are You? April 16, 2005
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The Dooche

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A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.
"DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE!!" -Everyone in the room, usually when The Dooche is drinking a keg.
by Shondocker November 12, 2004
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