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Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.
On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.
by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010
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The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!
Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"
by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010
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A holiday in which Americans are suppose to be thankful for what they have, even though it originated from them greedily taking everything the Native Americans and claiming it for themselves.
Apparently Americans call killing and stealing from other races an act of thankfulness according to the holiday of Thanksgiving.
by Dubiks November 21, 2018
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a holliday, where us Americans stuff food, with more food. very glutfull.
Thanksgiving is yummy :)
by lonestarr December 11, 2003
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A day where fat people can eat even more than they usually do and not feel bad, then use the leftover gravy while having sex. May also use a turkey leg in a similar manner as chicken winging
On thanksgiving, tina always makes two turkeys for her fat husband and herself. She also makes extra gravy so dale can fuck her while licking the gravy off of her nipples.
by ADHD93 April 27, 2010
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An american holiday, mainly just an excuse to eat a whole lot.
Don't be fooled; "I love Thanksgiving" really means "Damn thats good turkey!
by Zach G. November 28, 2003
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a command you use to tell someone to get their feet off the chair they're sitting on. This verb originated in Philadelphia. What was originally said that when person A is sitting on person B's chair with their leg on it, person B says to person A, "I want to come to your house for Thanksgiving this year and put my feet on your chair," implying that person A should put their feet on the floor. Eventually, it just turned into "thanksgiving."
Thanksgiving!
by Greggy123 April 22, 2011
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