Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic

The verb form of past, in plural, as an adjective, as a plural, but not, in the past, as in someone who pastedsyesn'teds, as in doing so in the present, being able to be done, as a condition.

Person 1: Oh, do you have pastedsyesn'tederingabletic?

Person 2: I did.

by Jackbush1022 January 26, 2021

wiz-tender

A person, usually a nerd, who keeps his piss in a jar in his freezer and sells it to althelets when drug testing comes along. Wiz tenders generally have never gotten a buzz in their life.

Stoner: Shit man, I have to get tested today. I got wasted a few hours ago!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Why not just go to the wiz-tender. He'll selling for $10 a cup.
Stoner: Great idea! Thank you my resourceful stoner friend!
Resourceful Stoner Friend: Anytime.

by Billy's Dad July 24, 2006

Tender Tendencies

A person who's in his late 30's or 40's that continuously tries to court young ladies ranging in ages 21-27 into going out with him, because he thinks he still has it going on or can't let go of the fact that he is past his prime!

Tim: "Yo man, can someone please tell Mike those young ladies don't want him!" "This is the last time I'm going to the club with him."

Steve: "He defiantly has tender tendencies!"

by EdDeleacroix April 24, 2011

Taner Tolga Tarlacı

Taner Tolga Tarlacı is a bold and handsome Turkish man. He is an absolute legend. He took a photo with the police while he was being searched by the Interpol. To not get caught he swam from Antalya, Turkey to North Cyprus in 3 days. He also invited nearly all of the celebrities in Turkey to a cage fight.

Me: Do you know Taner Tolga Tarlacı?
My Friend: Of course also, Bum Be Yarag

by Chef Stalin May 19, 2020

teertha

Teertha is a really talented person. She is good at a lot of things like drawing dancing painting singing etc. She is also good at academics, she's smart and has a lot of knowledge about a lot of things. A Teertha is usually shy and introverted. She likes observing and listening to everyone but only likes to talk to a few. A Teertha is really good looking but is not very aware of that and that makes her more attractive. The downsides of being a Teertha are she's a pushover, a procrastinator and can have difficulties in understanding emotions sometimes. She likes to be alone and needs her space. She's a very good friend but can be difficult to approach in the beginning . She's always honest and will never leave you if you're in a problem. She's very good with secrets. If you have a Teertha as your friend you're really lucky.
She might not get along with everyone when it comes to relationships. She's a very open minded person and would never judge you. She appreciates intellect and art equally. She can sometimes find social norms questionable and can feel that she does not belong where she presently is. She's is a private person and likes to keep most of the things about her to herself. She has a really chill attitude and is a very cool person.

Teertha is a South Indian name.

by Ahaan007 June 13, 2019

pork tenderloin sandwich

A lewd description for sexual intercourse taken from a popular fast food sandwich.

Kevin: Yo homie, I wanna stick my pork inside her tenderloin sandwich. Ya hear me bro?
Ryan: Damn homie that's some nice wordplay you gots.

pork tenderloin sandwich

by EbonicPlague October 12, 2009

Sugar Tender

A man or woman in their 20's(early or late), that acts like a sugar daddy or mama. A person that is younger than you, giving you gifts and spending money on you.

-"Where did you get that new leather jacket?"
"Oh, my Sugar Tender bought this for me!"

by Da Duchess June 16, 2012