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telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.
Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?
by Hood92 September 14, 2011
mugGet the telephone roulettemug.

telephone rapist

Someone who repeatedly calls you when you don't pick up the first time.
My mom just called me five times in a row. What a telephone rapist.
by ayamro May 3, 2009
mugGet the telephone rapistmug.

Public Telephone

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)
by Evil October 18, 2003
mugGet the Public Telephonemug.

telephone gangster

A person who talks big and bad through their phone and when confronted in public refuses to or just simply can't back up any shit they talked.
Quit being a such a telephone gangster.
by drugstorecowgirl30 November 1, 2014
mugGet the telephone gangstermug.

Pop's telephone

Placing one breast in your mouth and one breast in your ear before making a "call". Highly recommend assistance from a stripper.
Pop's asked the stripper, "Let's play telephone". Stripper lovingly replied "okay!". Forever called pop's telephone.
by TheMadScientist81 May 28, 2019
mugGet the Pop's telephonemug.

Blue telephone

A male ass also known as bussy. Also similar to pink telephone but ass play instead of masturbation / orgasm
i want you to play with my blue telephone. ‘
by Chanelsoberlin March 31, 2021
mugGet the Blue telephonemug.

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