Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 29, 2025
Get the Syphilis: The First Juvenile Release.mug. 
A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
Get the Facebook Syphilismug. 
by rachel the supreme leader May 13, 2021
Get the Syphilismug. John Doe has syphilis.
by jjjjkkkkklllll September 12, 2020
Get the Syphilismug. by lemon_enby November 22, 2020
Get the Syphilismug.