A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.
There is no known cure.
My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.
by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022
Get the Facebook Syphilismug. When Casino Mobster waved to onlookers outside one of his 600 trials, all of Twitter noticed legions on The Former Guy #TFG hands, which gave birth to "Syphilis Hands" trending and lots of grossed out people who instantly needed eye bleach.
by Uncle Joosie January 17, 2024
Get the Syphilis Handsmug. 
by lemon_enby November 22, 2020
Get the Syphilismug. Dude, stop sippin on that syphilis juice... You're in a whole different, very strange world... But you're acting like an idiot in this world.
by GhostInAShell April 29, 2022
Get the Syphilis Juicemug. by lemon_enby November 22, 2020
Get the Syphilismug. Syphilis where are you?
by AthiestHatesGodSeverly.exe5547 July 19, 2018
Get the Syphilismug.