Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlong

A cocktail made of shloer grape juice and long island iced tea. Ideally served with the waiter's balls immersed at the top of the glass, to add a salty kick.

I'm so hungover today. I went overboard on the shlongs last night!

by RandyRhoads84 June 2, 2020

Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

slon

1. The Czech word for elephant
2. Slang used usually to identify fat females

1. Slon! Slon!
2. Look at that slon!

by Reptar88 September 17, 2016

Shlong Dimensions

Alternative/Professional way to ask someone their dick size

Hey man quick question
Yeah whats up
"Shlong Dimensions"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ThiccNig March 6, 2019

Silont

The best pit youtuber ever and a friend to all monkeys. Also a super cool canadian guy.

Me: I was up all night watching Silont

by venom monkey May 21, 2021

Long shlong

A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.

“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”

by Melonz4 September 7, 2019