Creating a story a story so novel and challenging that less adept readers think you're intentionally fucking with them—"throwing" random weirdness into the narrative simply to obfuscate.
"I really tried to get through your novel, but it just never made sense. It's like you're just up in your ivory tower throwing squid at me."
by Ricky Potato June 2, 2014
Get the throwing squid mug.A young motorcyclist who overestimates his abilities, boasts of his riding skills when in reality he has none. Squid bikes are usually decorated with chrome and various anodized bits. Rear tyres are too wide for their own good, swingarm extended. Really slow in the corners, and sudden bursts of acceleration when a straight appears. Squids wear no protection, deeming themselves invincible. This fact compounds intself with the fact that they engage in 'extreem riding'--performing wheelies and stoppies in public areas. Squids wreck alot. Derived from 'squirly kid'
also see stunta
also see stunta
We were suddenly passed by a chromed out R1 and then when we rounded the bend, we saw the squid wrapped around a tree, he'd probably be alive if he was wearing a helmet.
by Wawa February 21, 2003
Get the Squid mug.The name of a television show aired in the 2000s. After ratings suddenly dropped it was cancelled, but the underground fandom lives on to this day.
by I'm the real June 20, 2013
Get the Squiddles mug.Matt: Dude, you squid and the whale'd the rental car seat?
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
Chris: There was a napkin but it was a good size load so it didn't get it all!
by slole1 October 15, 2011
Get the squid and the whale'd mug.a relationship involving two or more persons who, whether they wish to or not, cannot engage in an actual loving relationship. However, at the same time, they "hook up." They are not "friends with benefits", because there is a real emotional connection (example: love). For various reasons, however, they cannot be in a relationship at the current time.
"Hey man, are you and Suzy dating yet?"
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."
"No, brah. We have a real emotional connection and hook up a lot tho."
"So why no relationship?"
"Well, there are a few reasons why we just can't be together at the moment."
"Is there a name for this phenomenon?"
"Some say we're Squiddlefish, i guess."
by The Love Physician August 3, 2012
Get the squiddlefish mug.An emergency term used by those engaged in fisting when a quick withdrawal is needed. Takes its name from the shape the hand is in when removed with the fingers like the tentacles of the squid.
by Naty1m August 26, 2013
Get the Squid out mug.an online squid is a person who plays online games in the cheapest way possible, they use tactics such as doing the same moves over and over again or staying in one place for the entire session of a game, the online squid is also known for quitting a game just as they are about to loose
that naruto online squid just stood in one place the entire game and through shit at me, what a fucking squid
by joka zen December 29, 2010
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