A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.
"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth
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1.To be strongly intoxicated. Most commonly refers to being inebriated from alcohol but can be used to refer to other drug intoxication.
2. To be highly confused or confounded.
Refers to the word "swerve".
2. To be highly confused or confounded.
Refers to the word "swerve".
1. Wow, Fred just drank a 5th of cheap whisky and is now trying to take bong rips. His ass is swizzerved.
2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
2. Man... this quantum physics test has got me swizzerved.
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Dude, I was so shittered last night
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At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
At the center of Europe,Switzerland is one of the most multiracial country. We speak 4 main languages: French, German, Italian, Romansh and of course English.
My watch is arrivin right from Switzerland...
Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
Ooh man!In switzerland we got the biggest market of weed..let me get this fuckin white widow...
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