five pints or more down the pub. usually ending with some kind of bizarre drunken hilarity.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"swift half" refers to the mythical quick half pint on the way home, or on your way somewhere... never happens.
"I woke up this morning with mustard all down my jeans and a kebab in my bed. Ooh me head... I only went out for a swift half"
by Ben Bashford June 3, 2003
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acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
by Blue Koi September 15, 2013
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Get the taylor swift mug.A white girl in her mid-twenties who is mentally, like, 85 and knits sweaters and bakes cookies for her friends while taking pictures of her cat in weird positions. Taylor Swift is an American indie/country/pop artist, and her music tends to be perfect in the time of a hard situation such as a break up, or any other life struggle such as being bullied or feeling guilty about something you did. People who hate on her are sadly ignorant and irrational.
by h0nestly December 21, 2013
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Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
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My head was rushing, I didn't know who to begin to thank, then some fucker grabbed the mic and Taylor Swiftboated my ass.
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