skittle sweeper 

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."

Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...

skittle sweeper by gdp247365 January 2, 2012

the street sweeper 

When a man with a mustache(think burt reynolds,tom selleck) sexually pleasures a womans vagina by moving his head back and forth, as his mustache caresses it.

Mr.Allman gave that chick a street sweeper made style!

the street sweeper by Davey Deadite December 17, 2004

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

Chimney sweeper by Hamsterjam February 25, 2018

Austrian Street Sweeper 

A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.

Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.

Austrian Street Sweeper by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016

Brooklyn street sweeper 

when you drop your pants and put your ass on a passed out persons face moving your ass in sweeping motions rubbing your bristly ass hair across their face. Once this is done they will have a freshly polished face.

haha, look Jo is using his Brooklyn street sweeper on Tom.

wow his face is a shiny brown.

Brooklyn street sweeper by Metrobro August 19, 2008

chicago street sweeper 

Big brother surveillance in Chicago. http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chicago-street-sweeper-surveillance-to-boost-revenue-beyond-17260300/

Look out, the Chicago street sweeper may be watching.

chicago street sweeper by chitown23 October 7, 2008

Arkansas Street Sweeper 

When you're getting head but the girl cuts you off right before you have to leave, and you finish yourself in the street.

"Dude, she was totally blowing me but cut me off, so I just pulled an Arkansas Street Sweeper and it was all good."

Arkansas Street Sweeper by alexgravelle December 15, 2008