Swanky Wank

To enjoy the V.I.P of masturbation by wearing a condom

Gotta go, I need a swanky wank.

by GLC June 02, 2003

uber swanky

(ooh-ber-swain-key)

uberA german word meaning "Above."
swankyVery fancy,posh,trendy or cool.

also see uber-cool

ie. "Invader Zim is uber swanky!!"

by kristopher May 11, 2005

swanky whore

swanky= very fancy, posh, or trendy.
whore= a prostitute.

swanky whore~ A very fancy, posh, or trendy prostitute. This could also relate to a pirate whore.

Wow, that Clayton sure is a swanky whore.

Look at all those guys! They're such swanky whores.

The guys we hang out with are SUCH swanky whores.

by swankywhorexxx September 16, 2014

swanky spanky

to be cool, to look wonderful, the most rightious person there

the woman at the party was looking swanky spanky in that mini dress

by Kathara July 11, 2008

Swanky Pirate Hooker

Taurus is her sign, & she is STUBBORN! Swanky is exremely dedicated once you've shown her your intent.
Swanky gives & expects; fairness, respect, & honesty.
A music, & fashion lover! Pleased with originality & diversity, visually stimulated, & isn't quite the drinker people associate with Pirate Hookers.

Founder - Pirate Hooker Nation (secret sisterhood)

That Swanky Pirate Hooker,?, original she moves to her own beat.,
FromPirate Hooker Nation Swanky Pirate Hooker - founded secretly long ago....

The Swanky Pirate Hooker could ROCK that, she's got her own style!!

by (= Pirate Hooker October 26, 2010

Swanky noodle

A wild eve that’s feeling like she’s gonna become a swanky noodle, in her wrong habitat, is when you about to get that good pun pun init and you realise you left your noodles at the gaff.

Mans not got that good good fam, give man that swanky noodle and he won’t chase eve no more fam

by Swankashon noodler November 29, 2017

swanky bistro

The old swanky bistro, Going down on 2 fat chicks while masturbating to skinny chick porn on the television

ah man I got so drunk last night I had 2 rhinos take me home and give me the old swanky bistro

by [e-mail] October 30, 2010