poo stainer

A person who exhibits bratty or obnoxious behavior, often for no legitimate reason. Can also be shortened to 'stainer.'

"Then he said, 'I don't have time to email you! Football is a 12-hour-a-day job!'"
"Eric is such a poo stainer."

by HarryPi September 11, 2009

Stainer

A person who is so unforgivably smelly that they become offensive to the people around them. They no longer become something like a gas, they are a stainer.

"Debbie was so smelly today, she was such a stainer"

by HeyoPotatoe December 13, 2014

stainer

Apparently a slang word used by little black rude bwoy kids from the slums of london for a vagrant/tramp/down and out. Has to be said in a stupid voice though.

My mans a stainer ya get me.

by The Curious Orange January 30, 2006

carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

stainer of the century

a person who is found on the side walk smeared all over the place. usually brown in other word a shit stain of the century.

"holy fuk
"what
"that dog has a puffy tail
"oh yeah and that blak fulla is a stainer of the century!!

by george tony October 30, 2004

swained

Swained-(V, past tense) When someone gets you in trouble and then acts like you are friends afterward.

Kevin: Can you believe this shit? This dude snitched on me, then I lost my job, now he's trying to hang out after we get off work.

Randall: Oh shit man, he swained you like that. damn son.
---------------------------------------------------------
James: WHY the FUCK did you fall asleep at work?
Ezell: I was tired.
James: Wrong Answer. Now you gotta hold my pocket until we done here...but after that, we can go get some beers later and bullshit.
Ezell: I don't want any beers, I ain't being swained like that homie.

by Chico Blacklung January 7, 2011