rocket surgery

(n.) a play on words which mixes two common metaphors: "rocket science" and "brain surgery"

A line in a hilarious Chris Rock comedy act states that one shouldn't eat green meat. No kidding. It doesn't take a degree in rocket surgery to figure out something like that! ;oD

by fugitive247 November 7, 2004

shoulder surfer

Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.

That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!

by _e_m_ May 1, 2006

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

brain surgery

anything that is very difficult or complicated

Finding the road to the office is not brain surgery.

by The Return of Light Joker June 2, 2010

surburbia

way too many people living in identical house five feet from each other. usually with 2.5 kids and a pet. this is basically the life style that you dont want but half the people in flordia end up this way.

i know the cops are chasing us but we are lost in surburbia

by show January 22, 2005

subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!

Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.

by zzcolby August 15, 2015