suicide

the ending of someone's suffering, the person ends it themselves.

Them: Did you hear? He committed suicide!
You: Suicide isn't a crime.

by imlostandicantfindmyway December 19, 2014

Suicide :)

Something a person you think is fine types into a direct message, or post on social media, who is actually struggling and suicide jokes keep them from killing themselves.

"Suicide :)" Gaben wrote as he stared into his glass of bleach.

by The sweet release of death. September 6, 2016

Suicide

Should technically be called self defense because your killing the person trying to kill you

Dont actually do suicide

by Imchangingmynamecuzmyfriendrec April 15, 2020

Suicide

Killing yourself. It may be caused by a large feeling of helplessness or self doubt. Many people who experience depression, anxiety, Or PTSD may have suicidal thoughts.

The many different ways to commit suicide are hanging, slitting your wrist or throat, poison, burning, shooting yourself, and many more.

It was also sometimes used as a ritual in religion.

In 13 Reason’s why Hannah Baker committed suicide...

by Dem goat legs July 12, 2018

suicides

the worst possible sprinting drill. sprint to one cone, back. sprint to the first cone back and then to the second cone and back. sprint to the first cone, back, second cone, back, third cone, back and then so on til however many cones ur douche coach puts on the field

Coach- "you scrwed up on the field get two deep on the line and lets do some suicides!"

by bizcuitz April 20, 2009

suicide

Something which should always be the LAST item on your to-do list.

by Anonymous June 15, 2003

Suicide

Man's way of telling God "You can't fire me, I quit"!

I once tried to commit suicide by hanging myself using a bungee cord. I kept on almost dying. I told my psychiatrist I was having suicidal thoughts, he told me from now on I had to pay in advance - Rodney Dangerfeild

by Supreme Leader of Fucking April 30, 2020