suck ass

1. Someone who sucks up to others he/she deems superior.
2. One who worships celebrities or big name athletes.
3. Most sports journalists.
4. Jay Leno.

1. "All those douchebags at ESPN do nothing but suck ass."

2. "This Jay Leno guy, he does nothing but suck ass every night on his show."

by Hammerstrike June 25, 2005

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To put ones mouth around or on the ass of a person,and inhale,creating negative air pressure.

"I like to suck ass,it tastes good"

by AngelofMyfortuneha March 22, 2004

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suck ass mule

Good for nothing, Lousy, stupid, dumb, messed up, all of the above

Ill be a wall eyed buck toothed bow legged suck ass mule!!

by driftkings rock November 10, 2009

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Term used by American car-loving retards who believe that pure speed on a straight away will win any race, and who think that even though their asses just got raped by a Lexus, Infiniti, Nissan, BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Maserati, Lamborghini, or any other imported car, the unsilenced "roar" of their V8 engines will somehow make the size of their 3" penises increase. Imports are, and will always be, the most powerful and luxurious cars in the world.

Imports Suck ASS because I am so arrogantly narrow-minded in thinking that my brand new 2011 Chevrolet Camaro will beat a 2007 BMW M5 and will make my 3" penis almost one and a half times larger.

by Factual Cars February 21, 2011