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suck me off with a condom on

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!
aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens
by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008
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suck me off with a condom on

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow
you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on
by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006
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suck me noodles bro

When one drains the life out of a elderly transvestite by ejaculating onto a smart phone of wich has been inserted into a anal crevis with David Cameron, prince Philip, the savior of earth (Donald j trump) and a love child between Isis and the kkk
Stop and suck me noodles bro I can't kamakarzy on me own two foreskins
by trump our lord May 24, 2016
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Suck me like a straw

Suck someone to get to their cum him/her

Like you suck a straw to drink your drink
My Wife wanted to suck me like a straw
by Dat_'n'_Dis Guy May 21, 2018
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suck me sideways

when your playing around with your friend and just say it for fun and for laughs
annie:arghh! go away
emma:aww suck me sideways
annie & emma:ahahahahhahahahhahah
by emma wyles June 13, 2019
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suck me? VIRUS

An act of sabotage brought about due to long term acts of asshattery. Particularly acts of disrespect, thievery, and lying to one's own family... despite their continued love and compassion.
1. Until you rectify the situation by both apologizing to all relevant parties, and come forward with an honest admission of wrongdoing you might have some trouble with the "suck me? VIRUS"...

2. Anyone willing to blatantly disregard my feelings and lie straight to my face gets no sympathy from me... behold the wrath of "suck me? VIRUS"
by J to the E... fa-q August 16, 2012
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suck me like dad

When you give a blowjob to someone just like there dad blew them
by Daddybeater1234 April 27, 2017
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