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Woke Statistics

When math authors use statistical diagrams like bar charts and pie charts to depict politically incorrect information that directly or indirectly point to centuries-long systemic white racism or supremacism in the nation, which has deprived millions of nonwhites of the educational and career opportunities their white counterparts were afforded with for a few generations.
Recently, a number of red states in the United States have rejected a few dozen math textbooks that allegedly contain woke statistics questions aimed at indoctrinating grades 1–5 students.
by Fasters May 2, 2022
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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!
by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011
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gli stilisti

The Italian 'moda' connoisseurs that set the global standard each year at Milan with their glamorous, glitzy haute couture.
'Fashionistas' is just another word for Italian gli stilisti.
'Also written as one word'= glistilisti.
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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statistic

(1)An offensively normal person.

(2)One who mindlessly follows the crowd, even to the point of letting down or betraying his friends.
(1)You don't really need an iPod, it just makes you a statistic.

(2)You won't D&D with us, just cause it's evil? You fucking statistic!
by Logical Dash June 11, 2006
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statistically significant others

enough ex-boyfriends/girlfriends to constitute a valid scientific study (more than 30).
You'd better stay away from Pamela; she's got statistically significant others.
by Robert Stephenson July 29, 2008
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The Stylistics

A really great group known for their smooth and romantic R&B songs such as "You Make Me Feel Brand New" and "Break Up To Make Up"
The Stylistics are the shit
by Areallyuniquename September 16, 2010
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Statisticalling

When one spends an inordinate amount of time working on data or statistics. And likes it.
John: How was work today?
Jim: OMG, it rocked I spent all day trying to figure out the relationship between height and grades. 10 hours later I had TWO numbers for my efforts. Neither made sense, but the day was some epic statisticalling....
by Stoolie November 13, 2014
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