Strider

someone who does one or more of the following: lies, makes up excuses about not wearing the right shoes,has bad acne, is a pimple, takes bigger than neccasary dips of tobacco, a can of chew or chew in general, bangs 13 year olds, over exagerates, shows up at your house uninvited, is short, is a foster child, has a uncut penis, has smegma, steals cars, wrecks cars, smells bad, has smelly shoes, stays at your house for three months, likes asians, cheats on his girlfreind, wrecks on a bike, "comes home swingin'", doesnt really get shot buy their mom, fucks a girl in a tent, doesnt cum after 2 hours of sex, gets drunk, almostgets alcohol poisoning, has friends named travis and steven, or just generally fucks up.

someone: i stole a 350z!

someone else: no, no you didnt, you strider.

by nazi dbag October 29, 2008

dave strider

a character from the shitty hit webcomic homestuck. the whole fanbase thinks hes awesome when in reality he is total garbage like hes not cool okay the most defined and emphasized thing about him is that he isnt legitimately cool its all some act he put up ie hes lame and obnoxious to the point where every pesterlog with him makes me want to rip my awesome hair out

hank: hey caleb dont you hate dave strider

caleb: oh yeah want me to explain why this is going to be so much fun

by mischievousDawg December 7, 2020

strider

fit member of blazin and good mc too

strider is fit and strider is a good mc

by donia November 9, 2003

save a strider, ride a xen

poopie. Be bo boop beep bop blip blip bee beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!

Right or LEFT
AJ her Beepbo

beep be be dee bee dee bee beep blip!

by KJ December 8, 2004

strider

guy on tle board

strider is boring

by spy September 11, 2003

Strider

(verb) - To play the video game Strider (noun). Specifically, to speedrun the console version of the game released for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

(noun) - A 2D platformer released by Capcom in 1989 for the Nintendo Entertainment System.

(verb) - I learned to Strider by watching someone else do it on Twitch.

(noun) - I found a copy of Strider for sale at The Exchange, do you want me to pick it up for you?

by Elipsis May 22, 2018

Stridering

Drinking alone in the darkest corner of the bar, like Aragorn at The Prancing Pony.

Look at that antisocial motherfucker just stridering over there.

by MalakaiUndying November 28, 2020