strumpety scrumpet

Whorey sex biscuit

Abi swann is such a strumpety scrumpet!

by the scrumpinator!!!! October 21, 2010

Sound the Trumpets

A Phrase said before Farting and/or fart before said poop.

"Fran" - Sound the Trumpets ! It's that time again.
"Chip" - Man, Thats dolphin in the chowder....

by Diggaman81 March 30, 2010

Strumped

Sitting on the floor in a circle or large group while on ecstasy (MDMA). Usually licking lips with eyes rolling around or sucking on a pacifier etc..

"Look at that e-bumper, shes totally strumped!"

by Dae408 February 5, 2010

Scrumpet

The classic drunk bitch. Never goes to class, sleeps all day, complains about her homework, never does it, takes adderall the two days before finals and tweaks out for 48 hours, fails her finals, then drinks away her sorrows for 3 weeks until she's failing again.

Those rich bitches from the suburbs of Chicago sure are scrumpets. All they do is bitch on Facebook all day about how much work they have to do and how badly they don't want to do it

Jon: Yo, can you believe this scrumpet? If she spent half as much time working as she did bitching, she'd probably be passing. She should probably stop getting so fucked up every night and sleeping all day

by theillestsesh September 3, 2012

Strumper

A Man or Woman who has an obsessive desire in chasing many women/men.

You are such a dirty strumper!

by Griselda September 18, 2008

scrumpet

Cross a scone with a crumpet and you have a scrumpet.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Scrumpets are a scrumptious treat!

by l.garnet January 13, 2006

strumpelstiltskin

If there's an ugly strumpet around a party and you don't know her name, she shall be referred to as Strumpelstiltsken.

Dave- Who is that ugly strumpet over there? She's gross.
John- Looks like another strumpelstiltskin to me.

by andwally July 25, 2011