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Reverse strawberry shortcake 

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.

Upside Down Strawberry Shortcake 

A guy cums in a female’s mouth, she punches him in the nose, and spits the jizz in his face.
Nick: Whitney, can you bake me an upside down strawberry shortcake?

chocolate strawberry shortcake 

to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake
tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake

Slim jim strawberry shortcake 

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum
Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her

The Strawberry Shortcake 

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.