Stony Dugan

One of my ex-boyfriends. (See also Distributy Dugan) He was a drug-dealer, and he was really weird.

I was talking to Stony Dugan the other day about the time he smoked pot in school.

by Definition-Dugan April 14, 2004

Magical Stony Pony

An imaginary method of transportation used when one is too stoned to drive and is therefore not going anywhere. Used sarcastically in response to a request to drive somewhere.

High person: I am so stoned I can't even see straight right meow.
Friend: Dude, you should come over to my place and smoke with me.
High Person: Well why don't I just hop on my magical stony pony and trot on over there!

by Tiny_She_Titan February 2, 2013

keep moving on that stony road

Continue forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

Stoni D

The most talented musician on this planet. He is the world's best guitar player and has a beautiful voice.

"Hey, have you heard of Stoni D?" "Yeah, he's like the coolest musician ever!"

by Miinmiin November 24, 2021

stony classic

Any song that when played at a party will kill the mood almost instantly. A music genre that forces one to consider suicide.

Everyone was dancing and having fun until the song got changed to a stony classic.

by jlzd May 2, 2014

Stony Bologna

To be clumsy or foolish while under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, you almost dropped the blunt stony bologna.

by Fateater555 March 8, 2020

Stony Curtis

Someone who grew up in The Flintstones era and when who, once they began smoking pot, would either forget something or forget to do something repeatedly.

"Bro, don't light that dube in the house using the stove, there's a lighter is in the drawer right under the stove top. Now the whole living room smells, Stony Curtis."

by DailyDeets August 27, 2023