Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.

Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer April 27, 2022

Stockingholm Syndrome

A word used to describe patients who are eager to wear tight compression stockings beyond the required post-treatment timeframe.

*Derived from Stockholm syndrome; where a bond/sympathy develops between a victim and their captor.

Patient: (after wearing compression stocking for *weeks) : "You know, I actually miss wearing those stocking"

Doctor: "Ah, you have 'Stockingholm syndrome'. This may pass in two to three days".

by vascularbites September 18, 2023

russian stockings

torture method. to cover the victim's legs in tar and fiberglass.

You'd better give up the goods, Slim, or my associates will give you the old Russian stockings.

by meye lansky August 6, 2011

stocking

Awkwardly creeping behind a female in a tight space, and proceeding to forcefully dance with a female. Then bouncing up and down to the beat of the music.

Yo dude Eric keep stocking all the soccer girls at cannon's last night.

by FrattyLight June 3, 2012

Crimson Stocking

Crimson Stocking is where you give a very young black child a pink sock on christmas.

Tyrese Bryant was a naughty little boy so his uncle gave him a crimson stocking for christmas

by Blackout Bryant September 8, 2010

Stocking

Mistaking the word stocking for stoking, commonly attributed to people with poor spelling, sausage fingers, and struggling with obesity.

Just chilling in Austria, off to Munich Oktoberfest tomorrow 'stocking' should be looooose!!

by Ballbagger September 28, 2011

Stoveing

Code word used when shitting your pants at work

Big Mike said he had to go home because because his mother “left the stove on.” In reality, he trusted a fart and it let him down. He wasn’t mad at the fart, just disappointed. He later admitted to stoveing his pants

by Rich Selfie January 18, 2019