The Jared Stetson

The Jared Stetson. The man, the myth, the legend. Undeniably one of the top 5 best looking men on the face of the planet. He has become such a revolutionary and pivotal influence that his quintessential being shall deicde the fate of mankind itself.

If God had a body, that body would loook like The Jared Stetson.

by Godgivengoodlooks June 29, 2008

stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Steisi

Steisi is a very pretty and smart girl.She’s very funny and friendly and she can easily put a smile on your face

Friend “I’m sad”
Steisi “ What’s the best thing about Switzerland?”
Friend “idk”
Steisi “ I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.”

by Adam09l90 November 24, 2021

Steyson

a steyson is the best thing you can have he will always be there for you and you can always talk to he about anything he can also be the funniest person in your life everyone loves steyson you are soooooooooo lucky if you have a steyson

your soo funny steyson i love u

by heyboo_youcute July 5, 2022

Stetson

an old guy that is a total faggot and is sexually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.

what a fucking stetson

by HotShitzszsz October 25, 2010

Stetson

The epitome of douchery. He'll blow his teacher for 5... Extra credit points on the test. If his mouth isn't already wrapped around his teachers cock by the 2nd day you must assess on a case by case basis. Everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his dick in his ass.

What a fuckin Stetson. He's suckin up to his teacher so hard.

by The Trap Lord Jaker May 11, 2014

Stetson

A women who is looking for a discription about a woman named Stetson.

1:So which one is Stetson?
2:The one in the blue.
1:Oh with the beard?
2:No you twit that fricken gorgeous lady over there! That is Stetson!

by Supdude_itsyagorl November 16, 2019