by i am super amazing December 15, 2008
Get the stargate mug.1. A number of shitty versions of the exact same show. Representing just how boring a show can get with traits such as horrible acting, nerdy characters, really bad writing and fake shitty looking aliens.
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
It has been reported that people have used it to torcher there victims, even within seconds of the show starting the victim will have blood running from there eyes. In some casses there has been seizures if watched for long periods of time such as 30 seconds
In some very rare cases people have died instantly,
if u were lucky enough to have survived watching it, You would have turned into a huge nerd.
Stargate can also be used as the word shit and/or crap
by beauty man January 11, 2011
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A vagina that has been mercilessly pounded so many times it has become a cavernous opening. Much caution should be used if one should chose to challenge the Stargate. You may miscalculate a thrust and fall in. Should this occur without a proper lifeline (i.e. a load-bearing freighter chain) you will be forever trapped in an alternate dimension. Of course if you were to fall in, this would be the only time the owner of the stargate might possibly be able to feel penetration. No human penis in recorded history has been adequate size to flap the meat curtains on this monster.
dude, you're actually drunk enough to get with that? Here, take this length of steel cord I got from the ski lift operator. you're going to need it to resist the gravitaional pull of that chick's Stargate. remember to fasten it to a sturdy foundation, such as the load-bearing beam of a large building.
by katie the lady September 1, 2010
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Get the StarGate mug.The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.
He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.
by Moonstaff June 8, 2010
Get the Smarmites mug.A really gay spinoff of the 1994 classic, StarGate. No, really, this show sucks worse than Paris Hilton. Hell, they even got the StarGate special effect wrong, it looks nothing like in the movie. At least SG-1 has a better storyline, actors, and is more faithful to a nicely made movie.
by akapyro April 12, 2007
Get the Stargate Atlantis mug.Super awesome and epic gnome mage on the Borean Tundra server. Starwater is a member of an epic of Only The Strong. If Starwater can't right out kill you, I'll kill you with cuteness.
OMG!!! Starwater is so awesome he'll save the female dwarf in Black Rock Depth's, Kill the boss and make Morgainne madly inlove with him. Even though he's gay.
by JustinTK August 4, 2011
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