Jewnited States of America

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them

The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

by Max Fillpot September 27, 2021

just shapes and beats

A games about shapes and beats that somehow got humanized and sexualized.

Friend: Look up Just shapes and beats rule 34
Person: Who the hell makes porn of fucking shapes?
*googles*
Person: ok what the f u c k is this

by RainbowThePerson May 11, 2019

shapesturbating

The act of masturbating in a crowded room (usually 4-6 people) without their knowledge, and then proceeding to dive your semen soaked hand into a pack of shapes. Afterwards, you can either wash your hands or lick the now flavor packed semen off of your fingers

Ben: Dude, did you hear what happened in Cabin 9 last night?
John: No what happened?
Ben: Apparently Xavier was shapesturbating
John: That's disgusting

by Jernandez December 3, 2016

Cut Shapes

Def: Meaning to dance.

"Let's cut shapes on the D-Floor tonight"

by JFizz July 17, 2007

Untied States of America

What happens when you depend solely on Microsoft Word's spelling and grammar check to fix your hastily written essay, but Word won't highlight Untied States of America, so your professor fails you instantly.

Why did you drop Dr. Sweet's class?" "Because he failed me." "Why did he fail you?!" "Because he brought me to the front of class, pointed to 'Untied States of America' in my paper, and asked me to point on a map where this country was." "Wow you're an idiot for not proofreading!

by FormerHCer08 March 3, 2011

pull shapes

1. a british slang term to describe dancing. it's sorta like bust a move.

2. a flippin awesome song by the pipettes.

just follow my lead, we'll pull shapes.

or

come on out on the dance floor and pull shapes.

by georgia darling December 27, 2008

statesticles

Statistics relating to the testicles or the male genitalia area in general. Also a fun word to say around your friends.

We need to find more statesticles before we can diagnose his genitalia problem.

by chuzi suiternator April 16, 2007