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Russian Standard Vodka

One of the finest vodkas that Russia exports. It is the number one selling premium vodka inside of Russia. The taste is far superior to other premium vodkas such as Grey Goose, Kettle One, and Level, at half the price. 1500ml handle sells for roughly $30US. Russian Standard offers their regular premium, gold (limited edition ultra premium), platinum (ultra premium), and their Imperia line (triple premium). Imperia was rated as one of the top 10 finest vodkas on the planet in a 2008 competion.
I'll have Russian Standard Vodka neat with the caviar please.
by RussianVodka September 26, 2009
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Haitian Standard Time

About 45 mins or an hour passed stated start time.

In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.

This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness

Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!

Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!

Person 1: What?!

Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time

Person 1: Lol!
by Coicou August 1, 2011
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no standards saturday

the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time
he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party
by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010
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stalia

Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Stiles + Malia: Stalia
Girl 1: hey do you know what Stiles and Malia ship name is?

Girl 2: it's stalia everyone knows that
by next sobre July 22, 2016
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e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.
"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"
by brendan June 26, 2004
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stalia

Stalia is the fan-fictional blend that refers to relationship between the characters Stiles and Malia off the MTV show called Teen Wolf

Stiles + Malia: stalia
Girl 1: Do you know what Stiles and Malia ship names is?

Girl 2: It's Stalia everyone knows that
by next sobre July 22, 2016
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Cell Phone Standard Time

The time that all cell phones have. (CPST) Much better than Pacific Standard Time, cause it fits in your pocket.
Bitchy Teacher: Robert, you are 2 minutes late to class! You should show up on time to class. You are going to get detention!

Robert: What the hell, Mrs. Cooper! It's only 8:59 Cell Phone Standard Time!

Bitchy Teacher: Oh, damn.
by Tylerk74 April 18, 2008
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