B. Arthur "Occupation?"
Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"
B Arthur: "What?"
Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."
B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"
Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"
B Arthur: "What?"
Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."
B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"
by HapaRy May 26, 2009
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(From the manga/anime: jojos bizarre adventure stardust crusaders)
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Get the Standard Issue Cat mug.A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.
Guy 1: What's her problem?
Guy 2: She's got standards
Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.
Guy 2: She's got standards
Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.
by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010
Get the She's got standards mug.When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
by threemonthstand September 25, 2011
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boy a) I'll borrow money from our parents, Andrew, to play poker with some buddies.
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on our parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Losing all your money at such nonsense can lead you to doing harakiri
Andrew : I am sick and tired of supporting your stupid poker habit. I have decided on our parents' behalf that i won't stand for it that you borrow money from them. Losing all your money at such nonsense can lead you to doing harakiri
by Sexydimma October 20, 2012
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