Jason Stanton

most amazing guy in the world.

jim: dude that guy gave his girlfriend flowers for no reason!
tim: he's such a jason stanton.

by haleycole (: October 9, 2008

lauren stanton

A money hungry whore who uses her child as a weapon

She won't allow her ex to see his kid cause she's bitter she's such a lauren Stanton

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Stanton

verb, synonym; to fuck "it" up directly pertaining to the attraction of the opposite sex.

Dude, Andy was chatting to this delicious bitty the other night, when he accidentally threw an entire beverage over one of them. Nigga totally Stantoned.

by twotoTandy March 26, 2008

Stantonesque

(adv. or adj.) A philosophical or profound thought, often characterized by its intellectual superiority. Only applicable to individuals of MENSA-proportion intellect. Also, incredibly strong or manly and is attributed to things that require heightened levels of testosterone; however, the term is not generally applied to athletic activities. Synonym is beastly

Man, that was a completely Stantonesque comment!

Dude, you just scaled Mount Everest in three hours? How Stantonesque!

by BranHo February 10, 2010

Giancarlo Stanton

Baseball player known as a Yankee and former Marlin

There’s Giancarlo Stanton!

by UrbanSteel July 2, 2018

Stanton swapmeet

When two human males have sexual relations by intertwining their legs and alternating their hands while masturbating each other

I went to go hang out with Brett but he kept trying to pull the old Stanton swapmeet on me. It was super awkward.

by CowDry December 21, 2016

stanti

stan+anti. person who stans an artist/group despite mostly hating them and their content very vocally.

stanti: I follow them and buy their music and simp over them but you'll find 9859589595 threads on unpopular opinions and hot takes I made to bash them and their music for no fucking reason lol

by trepidatione October 23, 2020