stalker 

Stalker; Birchy.
one who hides in toasters, bushes, ur garden, random objects and likes to cut ur hair whilst u sleep and make a belt. he has a monobrow and pats it whilst saying his name over and over again in the bushes while he breathes heavily when he sees you, but u dont see him. also seen wearing an indian head dress or as a cat. he wants u to be his bride. if u happen to see him, he will reply with "oh shit they saw me"

birchy-"hehhhh... birchy, be my bride, all for the birchmeister, ur hair will make a great belt"
girl-"omg birchy! get out of my toaster! and omg wheres my hair gone and why am i wearing a wedding dress made from leaves and mono hair?"

stalker by cky666 August 30, 2005

Stalker 

Your Ex-Boyfriend. IE. throwing rocks at your windown at 3:30 am. The Guy who makes you think, "what was i thinking?" Down right creepy.

Gosh Alyssa, is he really still doing that. Hes such a stalker. Gross.

Stalker by Alyssa Crosby January 15, 2006

Stalker 

1. When someone calls someone at 1 in the morning and says "can you come outside because i wanna meet you, and im right by your house?", and you didn't even tell that person where you live.

2. Someone who has no friends so they steal your friends and decide to find out where they live.

3. A whore named bree.

"HEY! I'm outside you house...wanna hang out??"
"UHM NO YOU STALKER!?!?!?"

"It's bree im outside your house right now and i wanna meet you!"
"I need a restraining order from bree, that stalker!"

Stalker by Stalkeerrrrr April 15, 2009

stalker 

1. Somebody who follows you everywhere, whether it be looking inside your house or going to places you are at currently.

2. A person online who is obsessed with you and browses your account, commonly spams you with texts.

''Leave me alone, you stalker!'' the girl shouted at the anonymous figure in the alley way.

''Stop texting me.'' Andy responded to the online message he had received, only to get another one. ''You're a stalker, you know that?'' he typed irritably, finally placing down his phone face flat onto the desk.

stalker by Hello Kitty Fack January 19, 2017

stalker 

Someone who just won't leave you alone.

Dear stalker; what makes ME so special anyway? Maybe you are just delusional. I really don't have anything to give to you.

stalker by Abraham's Adversary February 28, 2018

Stalker 

Someone who watches someone while sleeping or doing their activities.

Chrisanne is such a stalker.

Stalker by JohnChulsky July 10, 2017

stalker 

A girl who knows almost everything about someone she likes and REALLY wants to date. She calls him and gets scared and hangs up, then calls again and makes her friends talk to him for her, she knows his address and makes her mother drive past the house when they are in the area even if it is out of their way, and when she finally gets up the nerve to tell him that it is her...she cries when everyone finds out and goes completly beserk because she reallly did love him and still does but he doesn't seen to wanna talk to her even if it would just be to tell her that he doesn't like her like that.

I really like him!
A Lot!
I Think It Is True Love, On My Part At Least.

stalker by Who Knows April 24, 2004