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Facebook Stalemate

A situation whereby two people know each other quite well, but not well enough to feel comfortable to "add as friend" on Facebook.

Both are unwilling to request the friendship in fear of being rejected or being thought of as weird. However, both would happily accept the other's request.

Therefore both remain on the other's suggestion feed on the homepage, until one of them plucks up the courage to request.
Guy (sat at home on computer) : "I can't add her, I've only spoken to her twice!"

Girl (on iphone) : "Should I add him? Or will he think I'm a desperate hoe?"

Guy : "shit its a facebook stalemate"
by lestyboy16 July 3, 2009
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Shaley

A Shaley is a girl who can almost be described as perfect. She has a large mass of close friends who love and adore her. With her exciting and desired social life she is the main topic of conversation in a good way.

Not only is she incredibly beautiful, she has a personality that matches it perfectly. She's always nice to everyone no matter if it's her best friend or a total stranger she just met. If you ever met a Shaley you'd definitely know it as no one else compares. Sometimes she doesn't quite know just how amazing she is and denies it constantly.
Person 1: Dude, I'm dating Shaley!

Person 2: Ohmergawd, I am so jealous!
by Mindfucked Doctor Worm January 15, 2013
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stanley middle school

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Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.
Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.
by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010
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Stanley Zhang

Do you know Stanley Zhang he is a pretty chill dude.
by Mattcamfan42069 February 7, 2020
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Sadie stanley

She is a teen actress who is beautiful beyond belief and does not get enough recognition in the acting world and is every guy’s dream girl
Unintelligent person: who is that?
Genius: that is Sadie Stanley can’t you tell?
by Kreamerman1 May 25, 2021
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