Stafford Middle School

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 06, 2022
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Reverse stafford

When a person, who is thin in high school, turns fat after graduation.
Matt: Wow, did you see Kelly yesterday?
Jim: Yeah, she definitely pulled a reverse stafford.
by Bobandy13 January 25, 2015
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harry stafford

Oh really!”
“Who dya have for English?”
Harry Stafford: “oh really!”
by JodieRichardson February 02, 2022
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Hazel stafford

a person thet is so so pop off pussy that she has to shart to release it though aggressively diahrreaing herself
by A verbal shart January 23, 2022
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A place where our school officer got arrested because he liked little kids, hallways smell like ass and shit, bathrooms are disgusting and not clean, teachers are annoying asf and you will meet lots of fake people here!!
person: what school do you go to?
person 2: sue wilson stafford middle school
person: ew! that place smells worse then my grandpas ass.
by an 8th grader from stafford😝 December 29, 2023
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Stafford Avenue Queer

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.

Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.

Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
by Huggy Fresh September 14, 2021
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stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics
Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 26, 2017
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