It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas February 02, 2016
The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
by Hi80sDensity July 08, 2013
Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.
by ChetPlease420 May 22, 2020
this happens when you are about to take a loud, juicy fart and your poopy, kaka, will squirt all over the floor and it will look like you spilled chocolate syrup all over the carpet
jerry: hey garry
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
garry: I just had the MAJOR hershey squirties all over the floor in your house im sorry bro.
by hc.goose March 24, 2022
by ReeceJ October 10, 2022
1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 22, 2024
“This is my Squirty!”